To all who are wondering, the new job is going great so far. My new shoes are making my feet hurt, but this is standard. I would love to sit down and have a good goss about it all, as they say on Coronation Street, but that would be conversation (or monologue, really) better suited to the Rover's Return than this blog. All I can say is, I've fallen into a tub of butter. And that, as our dear incarcerated friend Martha Stewart would say, is a Good Thing.
08/19/2012
08/14/2012
Missing my kitties
I dropped Harry and Marmalade off at the vet early this morning. They had their, uh, alterations done today.
I felt like such a traitor. When I woke up this morning, Harry was sleeping on my neck, with his nose resting on my cheek, and Marmalade was cuddled next to him. They got out of bed with me and followed me into the kitchen, looking hopefully at the cupboard where their food is kept. They'd been fasting (involuntarily, of course) since 8PM the night before.
At about 7.20, I got out the cat carrier and they hopped inside, because they've come to associate it with happy, fun things, like going to the cottage and visiting my parents. I called a cab and in fifteen minutes I was saying good-bye to them in the waiting room of the animal hospital.
The looks on their little bewhiskered faces said, "Hey, this isn't the cottage! We've been had!"
The vet called me after the surgery to tell me they were fine - groggy and "probably seeing pink mice", but coming out of the anasthesia and trying to sit up. I'm going to pick them up tomorrow after work (they have to stay overnight, just in case).
And I was fine with that, until I came home tonight, and opened the door, and there was no Marmalade trying to squeeze past me into the hallway. No Harry "brrr-brrrp"ing a welcome. No race to the scratching post, no plaintive mews informing me that food bowls are almost empty and isn't it time they were filled up again.
Just an empty, lonely, dark apartment.
I burst into tears.
I miss them so much. They've become such a part of my life. I remember feeling a little exhausted and overwhelmed by them at first. The playing all night. The "cat hammocks" they made for themselves out of the fabric covering the boxspring of my mattress. The repeated peeing on the goosedown duvet. And, more recently, the getting into the kitchen sink and stealing the stopper and the sponge, and tipping the garbage can over to filch tea bags and dead lettuce.
I can't wait to have them home again.
07/10/2012
Be safe. Be considerate. Wait for the next train
I spend a lot of time on Toronto public transit, known here as the TTC, which is not to be confused with web shorthand for "trying to conceive". The Toronto Transit Commission. Sometimes I forget where I am and call it the "metro", but I still refer to Shopper's Drug Mart as Pharmaprix. I guess you can take the girl out of Montreal but she'll slip into franglais for the rest of her life, closing the lights as she goes.
Anyway. I spend about 10 hours a week on the TTC, just to get to and from work, and then about two hours on weekends, getting around the city. And, because I am occasionally without a book to occupy the time, I often read the ads and the posters and the signs in the subway stations and on the trains, buses and streetcars.
I especially enjoy the messages from the TTC public relations department. You know the ones I'm talking about. A few years ago, they had a series of posters portraying the unparalleled heroism of TTC employees. The exact details are fuzzy in my memory, but the stories went something like this: A bus driver on an early morning route noticed a shoeless child standing alone on a street corner, and the bus driver risked life and limb and his steaming hot double-double to dial 911 on his cellphone! A janitor noticed a crying child alone on a subway platform, and did the right thing, even though it wasn't stipulated in her contract with the union, and gasp! swoon! radioed Transit Control to report it. Such bravery. Who knew?
More recently, I have been entertained with posters depicting some riders as pigs, complete with pig masks, surrounded by their garbage, while other riders look on in horror and disgust. The posters are captioned: "You're not invisible...Put litter where it belongs". Yeah, that'll learn 'em.
But the real piece de resistance is the latest PR campaign, which aims to explain, once and for all, why there are so many transit delays. I saw a big poster at Finch station the other day, which helpfully outlined the Top 5 reasons why the TTC is late:
Riders blocking the doors
Riders holding the doors
Riders not minding the gap (what is this, the Underground?)
Litter catching fire on the subway tracks (yeah, I've lost count of raging litter fires I've seen in my eight years riding Toronto transit)
Passenger illness (those damn riders again! Can't they wait to die or vomit or give birth once they're off TTC property? Is that too much to ask?)
I was really intrigued to read these reasons, because the delays that I've experienced just in the last year were caused by the following:
Yonge subway line shut down between Bloor and York Mills because of toxic fumes
Wildcat strike
Switching problems at Davisville
Bus driver on Express route stopping to get a coffee two minutes into the journey
Escalator maintenance at Finch Station (one of the busiest stations in the system) that started a year ago and still has not been completed
So...what's that about the riders again?
Yeah. That's what I thought.
12/07/2011
What a Difference a Week Makes
Sometimes it surprises me how quickly time fills up. I knew last week was going to be hectic, but I'd really hoped I'd be able to post a few times, but it was not to be.
A couple of things you have to understand:
I am not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination. Any goal that requires me to get up an hour earlier (excercising, blogging, getting extra work done, etc.) has a 99.9% chance of failure. The only way I get up that early is if I have a plane to catch or I have a mandatory meeting/conference call/appointment.
The nature of my occupation is such that I'm never really "off the clock" from a work standpoint. Last week I was at my company's corporate headquarters where I had training sessions/meetings from 8-5 every day and dinner meetings every evening. My "real", customer-facing job still has to be done, of course, during the breaks, over lunch, and after dinner. This isn't really a complaint, per se, more an observation of reality for me. There are times when blogging (and everything else remotely enjoyable) are by necessity pushed to the side.
Anyway, I figured I'd better post something before I hit the road again -- I'm flying to Denver tonight to work at a customer site for the next couple of weeks.
A couple of other notes:
While I was disappointed with the Vikings yesterday, I wasn't entirely surprised, ether. Last week's win, however, was wonderfully satisfying, and makes the loss at Philly a little less painful. It seems the Vikings' playoff run was a microcosm of their season -- strong start, lousy finish.
A couple of things to think about for next season. Something has to change at the coaching level. I like Mike Tice and want to see him succeed, but he needs to get a tighter rein on his coordinators or make room for someone who can. The botched fake field goal was only the exclamation point at the end of a series of poor decisions, execution, and sometimes both that were made at the sidelines.
The other thing I would consider, heretical as it may sound, is trading Randy Moss. For the Vikings right now, his negatives outweigh his positives. Trading him for a superstar defensive lineman or linebacker, along with draft picks, would be a huge step forward. Culpepper has proven he can produce without Randy, and the younger receivers (Burleson and Campbell in particular) acquitted themselves well in Moss's absence. Jermaine Wiggins was a pleasant surprise at tight end, and having him along with a healthy Jim Kleinsasser next year could make for a potent two-tight end set. Multiple running options means that the offense can keep fresh legs on the ground throughout the game. Trading Moss does not cripple this offense, and his trade value will start to decline soon. The Vikes should get what they can for him now.
Next time I sign on, I'll be up in the mountains. See you then!
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2002 - Present
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Al Mason
3199 Cindylee Lane
Wisconsin Madison
al_1994@gmail.com
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10 years of composing experience (especially for Internet audiences)
Stunning fluency in Latin and English
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FoxyStilezArticles, San Francisco USA
2005 - Present
Crew Senior Officer
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6907 Ken Logan Circle
Wisconsin Madison
milagros_1993@gmail.com
Summary of Qualifications
Graduated With Special Honors from Dartmouth College
10 years of creating experience (especially for Web viewers)
Great fluency in English and Spanish
Devoted, business-oriented employee with a aptitude for specifics
Business Expertise
FoxyStilezArticles, New York City USA
2005 - Present
Staff Organizer
Accountable for coordinating a worldwide staff of freelance writers to meet a complex set of development targets.
- Set unprecedented records for productivity, boosting production by 20% worldwide
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10180 E And J Trailer Court
Michigan Lansing
coralie_1987@gmail.com
Qualifications
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10 years of creating experience (expressly for Web audiences)
Stunning competency in English and Spanish
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FoxyStilezArticles, San Francisco USA
2005 - Present
Group Leader
In charge of organizing a global staff of internet writers to meet a complex set of output targets.
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Yasuko Gagnon
2590 Brendl Way
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Qualifications
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2001 - Present
Writing Team Organizer
Responsible for planning a global crew of copy writers to fit a challenging set of production targets.
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